jiluan:

cryptozoolologist:

jiluan:

lol i just went outside they got trees out there just like in minecraft did yall know this???

dude wait till you see other people

villagers

steverogersnotebook:

yawpkatsi:

I was changing the batteries in the Food God (automatic cat feeder) and the Boyes were very concerned

they are so sweet, their little cries, heartwrenching. appease the Food God quickly human!

bakunom:

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

kvitoya:

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

lesbianenderman:

COMPLETE list of emotions

-when you find mine craft diamonds :-)

-when you fall into mine craft lava with your mine craft diamonds :-(

-love for endermen

-a glass of ice water